A man and his wife are fast asleep in bed when the phone rings…

The man picks up, listens for a second and says, ‘How the hell would I know, you idiot? I’m not a weatherman,’ before slamming down the receiver. ‘Who was that?’ asks his wife. ‘Wrong number. It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.’

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