The first man is about to putt when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next the the golf course. He suddenly stops mid-putt, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in prayer. His friend looks at him bewildered and says, “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man replies, “Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years.”
- You have to give it to the Chinese.
- They say about 70% of people masturbate in the shower and about 30% sing in the shower. Do you know what the most popular song is to sing in the shower?