A man and a woman were driving down the road

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over, slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.

Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 8 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, “What in the heck was that?!?”

Not wanting to expose his sweet daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, “It was only a fly, honey.”

The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. “I’m surprised it got off the ground with a dick that big!”

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