A man and a woman rotate to the same table in a game of speed dating.

“Hi!” says the woman cheerfully, “Just so you know, I’m deaf, but I can read lips. Just talk as you normally do and I’ll let you know if I didn’t catch something. So, what do you do for a living?”

“I’m a ventriloquist,” says the man.

“What?” says the woman.

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