A man and a woman meet in an elevator.

After making small talk the man asks the lady where she’s headed.

” I’m going to the blood bank. They’re paying 10 dollars to everyone who donates blood this week. ” she responded.

The man responded back, ” Oh, what a coincidence. I’m headed to the sperm bank. They are paying 100 dollars to everyone who donates sperm this week. ”

Without saying another word the woman stormed off the elevator angrily.

The next day they both happen to be on the elevator again together. The man asks her ” So, where are you headed today? “

The woman responds with her mouth full ” The sperm bank. ”

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