After making small talk the man asks the lady where she’s headed.
” I’m going to the blood bank. They’re paying 10 dollars to everyone who donates blood this week. ” she responded.
The man responded back, ” Oh, what a coincidence. I’m headed to the sperm bank. They are paying 100 dollars to everyone who donates sperm this week. ”
Without saying another word the woman stormed off the elevator angrily.
The next day they both happen to be on the elevator again together. The man asks her ” So, where are you headed today? “
The woman responds with her mouth full ” The sperm bank. ”