A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip.

On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over. One of the bees says, “Don’t worry, I’ll pee in the tank. It’ll get us a little further.” It works, until they run out of gas again.

The second bee steps up and says, “Don’t worry, I’ll pee in the tank. It’ll get us a little further.” It works, until they run out of gas for the third time.

This time the squirrel chimes in and says, “Don’t worry, I’ll pee in the tank. It’ll get us a little further.”

But the man says, “Don’t bother, she only runs on BP.”

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