Miss: Why do you think you deserve a raise? You only work here for a month.
Maid: I have three reasons, the first being that I cook better than you.
Miss: who told you that?
Maid: Your husband said it.
Miss: And what else?
Maid: He also told me that I iron his clothes better than you.
Miss: And what’s the third reason?!
Maid: I’m better in bed than you!
Miss: Did my husband tell you that?!
Maid: No, the chauffeur told me!
Miss: How much do you want?