A maid asks for a raise

Miss: Why do you think you deserve a raise? You only work here for a month.

Maid: I have three reasons, the first being that I cook better than you.

Miss: who told you that?

Maid: Your husband said it.

Miss: And what else?

Maid: He also told me that I iron his clothes better than you.

Miss: And what’s the third reason?!

Maid: I’m better in bed than you!

Miss: Did my husband tell you that?!

Maid: No, the chauffeur told me!

Miss: …

Miss: How much do you want?

Edit: Grammar

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