A magician says to his audience “I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room”. He says “3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!” Nothing happens so he tries once again, “3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!” Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says ” Sorry, I’ve been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!” Needless to say his audience was blown away.
- Big Game Hunter
- People who eat Tide Pods are idiots.