“Miss, My mother says freedom is the most beautiful thing in the world. What does freedom mean?”
The teacher seeing the importance of this question for the sweet, innocent child, thinks quickly about how best to respond.
She smiles sweetly and says “Why don’t you come up and tell the class what you think freedom is dear”
The little boy comes up to the front of the class and the teacher hands him a big thick dictionary of english.
“Go on dear, find us the definition of freedom”
The boy arrives at the section for F and finds the definition.
“Freedom means doing whatever you want whenever you feel like it with total disregard for others no matter the consequences it has for the people around you or the destruction is causes. Freedom is the broken record answer you give to end every reasonable arguement where someone tries to get you to do something you don’t feel like doing.”
The teacher is shocked, The class looks up stunned and confused and the little boy bows his head in dissapointment, tears filling his eyes.
About to console the little boy, the teacher notices the cover of the dictionary and beams a bright smile.
“Don’t worry class!” she rejoices,
“That one is American English”
Made in response to all the lockdown protestors in America who won’t stfu and stop putting their country to shame. They don’t define America