“Well, little boy, I’ve decided you’re going to live with your mother.”
“NOOOOOOOOO! Not my mom! She beats me!!!!!” Screamed the kid.
“Oh. That’s terrible. Ok. Well, your father, then.”
“NOOOOOOO! Not my father! He beats me, too!”
The judge was totally perplexed. He has never had this problem.
“Well, son, who would you like to live with?”
“The NY JETS. They don’t beat nobody.”