A little boy’s friend tells him:

“If you say to adults ‘I know about it all’, they’ll give you anything.” So of course he goes home and says to his dad: “I know about it all”. The dad hands him 100 bucks and tells him “but don’t tell mommy”. The kid, stoked, goes to his mom and says: “I know about it all”. The mom hands him 200 bucks and says “Please don’t tell daddy”. Then the bell rings, and the kid opens the door to find the mailman outside. The kid tells him “I know about it all”. The mailman happily drops the package he’s holding and yells “Well say hello to daddy!

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