A little boy walked up to his grandfather on the front porch…

He saw his grandpa drinking a beer and asked if he could try it. His grandpa asked him in return, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” The little boy thought about it for a second and replied with a hesitant, “No.” “Then you ain’t a man yet so get outta here!”

A couple days later her see his grandpa putting chewing tabacco in his lip and asked if he could try. His grandpa asked him again, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” The little boy looked down and shook his head and his grandpa said “Then you ain’t a man yet so get outta here!”

The next afternoon the little boy was sitting on the front porch eating some chocolate chip cookies when his grandpa walked up. “Let me have a couple of them cookies.” The little boy looks up and asks the grandpa “Can your dick touch your asshole?” With a triumphant look in his eye the grandpa replied, “You’re God damn right it can!”

The little boy looks right at him and says “Then go fuck yourself cause grandma made these for me!”

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