A little boy sees his grandpa smoking weed.
He says, “Gramps, can I have a puff?” Grandpa replies, “Can your dick touch your asshole?”
“No…”
“Well, you can’t have any.”
Later, the little boy sees his Grandpa drinking beer and asks, “Can I have a swig?” Grandpa replies again, “Can your dick touch your asshole?”
“No…”
“Well, you can’t have any.”
The goes into the kitchen and is eating cookies when his Grandpa walks in.
“Can I have a cookie?”, asks Grandpa.
“Can your dick touch your asshole?”
Grandpa says, “As a matter of fact, it can!”
The little boy replies, “Well then you can go fuck yourself. These are MY cookies.”
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