A little boy is playing with his train.

His mother overhears him say “All you bastards getting off can fuck off. All you bastards getting on better fucking hurry up!” So his mom sends him to his room for two hours until he learns to be nice. When he starts playing again two hours later, his mom hears him say “Those disembarking please mind the step and have a nice day, those boarding please enjoy your journey, and those upset at the two hour delay, blame that fat cunt in the kitchen!”

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