A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver.

The boy keeps saying,” If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I’d be a chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I’d be a fawn.”

The annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy, saying, “What if your mom was a drunk and you dad was a bum?”

The boy responds, “Then I’d be a bus driver.”

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