Since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he has done his chores. “Not yet.” says the little boy. Mother tells him he can’t have breakfast until the chores are done. Well the boy is a little pissed as he gets up to do the chores.
When he goes back to the table all there is a bowl of dry cereal.”Why do I just have a bowl of cereal?” asks the boy.
“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken so you don’t get any eggs, I saw you kick a pig so you don’t get any bacon, and I saw you kick a cow so you don’t get any milk either”. Just then his father comes into the kitchen, and he kicks the cat as he passes.
The little boy looks up at his mother and says, “You gonna tell him or should I?”.