“Mother, is god a man or a woman?”
Mother thought about it, all the debates and political correctness and works… And replied “both”.
The boy went away in deep thoughts for a while and came back. “Mother, is god black or white?”
She thought of the history and racial politics and stuff and replied “both”.
The boy again in deep thoughts went away for a while and came back. “Mother, is god gay or straight?”
She thought of that aspect and replied “both”.
The little boy jumped with joy and exclaimed “I got it! I got it! It’s Michael Jackson!”
Note – It’s not my joke, only sharing.