A little boy and his papa were going on a boat ride

On the car ride to the lake the papa put in a dip. The little boy asked, “Papa, can I have a little dip too?” The papa asked the boy a question in return. “Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?” The boy responded no and the papa replied back, “Well then you’re not old enough, and besides, this is my dip.”

As they were putting the boat in the water, the papa lit up a cigarette. The little boy asked, “Papa, can I have a puff on your cigarette?” The papa asked the boy the question again. “Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?” The boy responded no and the papa replied back, “Well then you’re not old enough, and besides, these are my cigarettes.”

Once on the boat, the papa cracked open a beer. The little boy asked, “Papa, can I have a sip of your beer?” Once again, the papa asked the boy, “Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?” The boy once again responded no and again the papa replied back, “Well then you’re not old enough, and besides, this is my beer.”

Then, as they finish lunch the little boy opens a bag of grandma’s cookies. The papa loves grandma’s cookies and asks the boy if he can have one. The little boy now asks his papa “Papa, is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?” The papa boastfully responds, “Yes! As a matter of fact it is.” The little boy grins and shoots back at his papa “Well then go fuck yourself because these are my cookies!”

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