A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity and has his way with him.
The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter’s camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down and pretends to read.
The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent and roars, “Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?”
The gorilla says, “You mean the one that nailed you from behind?”
The lion says, “You mean it’s in the paper already?”