When police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
“Officer, look what they’ve done to my car!” he whined.
“You lawyers are so materialistic, it’s incredible!” retorted the officer, “You’re so concerned about your stupid BMW that you didn’t even notice your left arm has been ripped off”.
Upon heaering this the lawyers eyes shoot wide open as he jolts his head towards the left shoulder, only to find that his arm was indeed completely missing.
“Oh my god!”, replied the lawyer, “Where’s my Rolex!”