A lawyer gets pulled up for overspeeding in Chicago.

Lawyer: Is there a problem, officer?

Officer: Sir, you were overspeeding.

Lawyer: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see ur license please?

Lawyer: I would have given it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Lawyer: Lost it four years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see… Can I see your vehicle registration papers then.

Lawyer: I can’t do that either.

Officer: Why not?

Lawyer: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Lawyer: Yes, and I killed the owner.

Officer: WHAT?

Lawyer: Killed the owner, I had to self defend, otherwise he would have called the police and I would have landed in jail.

The Officer looks at the Lawyer and slowly retreats to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars encircle the Lawyer’s car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Senior Officer: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The lawyer steps out of the vehicle.

Lawyer: Is there a problem sir?

Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and killed the owner.

Lawyer: Killed the owner?

Senior Officer: Is this your car, sir?

Lawyer: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Senior Officer: One of my officers claims that you don’t have a driving license.

The lawyer digs into his pocket takes out his license and hands it over to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Senior Officer: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you killed the owner.

Lawyer: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

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