A lawyer, a priest and a teacher with his students are on a plane as it begins to fall to the ground…

… the pilot comes over the intercom and says that there are only three parachutes on board. The priest, lawyer and teacher must decide who gets a parachute. Immediately the lawyer grabs a parachute and says “I’m more important than any of you so I get a parachute.” The teacher angrily yells “But what about the children?” The lawyer replies “Fuck the children.” The priest looks around and says “But is there time?”

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