A lady went to the store to buy a parrot.

and asks the salesman, “What’s so special about the parrot?”

Salesman, “this parrot can talk.”

So the lady asks the parrot, “how do I look?”

The parrot replies, “you look like a fucking slut.”

The lady gets pissed off and tells the salesman that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.

The salesman tells her to wait for 2 mins. and takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket water. When he pulls the parrot out he says if you disrespect the lady out there I’ll soak you in water again and takes the parrot back outside.

The salesman asked the lady to ask the parrot another question.

Lady: “if I come home with one man what would you think?”

Parrot: “he’s your husband.”

Lady: “2 men?”

Parrot “your husband and his brother.”

Lady: “3 men?”

Parrot: “your husband his brother and your brother.”

Lady :”4 men?”

Parrot: “bring the fucking bucket of water I already told you she’s a slut.”

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