A lady arrives at a post office…

…and asks the postman:

“Hi, can I call my mom? I’m out of cash and I need to talk to her urgently”.

The postman says “No money, no phone call, miss”.

“I will do everything you want, please I really need to call my mother!” – the lady proceeds.

“Music to my ears” – the postman replies while smirking. “Come with me to the storage room”.

The postman and the lady get to the storage room and the postman asks “Get on your knees and unzip it”.

The lady unzips his pants and then holds his junk.

“Now start” says the postman while facing the ceiling.

The lady sighs but after a while she begins.

“… Hi mom! You wouldn’t guess where I’m talking from!”

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