A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

Local paper read: ‘KING’s ASS WON’ The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.

The local paper then read: “QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN” The king fainted…. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.

Next day paper read: “QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10” The queen fainted…

The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.

The Next Headlines: “QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD” The king died… !

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