had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down again. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. “It’s a period.” said the little boy. “Well, OK, I can see that now,” she said, “but what’s so exciting about a period?” “Damned if I know,” said the little boy, “but this morning my 14 year old sister was missing one, Dad had a heart attack, Mum fainted and the man next door shot himself.”
- An attractive waitress approaches a table of two men and asks them what they would like to order.
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