a joke translated from turkish

Once upon a time there was a pit in a village, people used to wound themselves from falling into the pit. 3 elders of the village unite to a find a solution to this pit.

First one says that we should place an ambulance next to the pit, that way people will get to the hospital faster

Second one says that we should build a hospital next to the pit that way it will be even faster

Before the third one could talk Chad jumps in and says “y’all are idiots why don’t we fill this pit up and dig one up next to the hospital.