A joke my girlfriend told me

Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance

“See that over there? What is that?” Says the first crow

The second crows takes a long look, “That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it”

“How can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?” Replies the first crow

“Look at it’s hand. No cellphone” says the second crow