Two Texans are hanging out in hell. One day, the devil walks up and says, “why are you two not burning?” The Texans reply, “We’re from Texas, this feels great.” So the devil goes and turns the heat wayyy up. There’s no describing this heat. He returns to the Texans to find them still just hanging out. The devil asks, “why aren’t you two burning now?” The Texans reply, “We’re from Texas, this is great.” The devil, furious, goes and turns the heat to double what it was. He goes to check on the Texans and finds them still hanging out. He asks again, “This is the hottest Hell has been in a very long time. Why aren’t you burning alive?” The Texan replies, “For the last time devil, we are from Texas. This is nice weather.” Then the devil has an idea. He goes and makes hell cold. VERY cold. He returns to the Texans to see them cheering and high-fiving. He exclaims, “WHY AREN’T YOU IN THE LEAST BIT UNCOMFORTABLE?!?” One of the Texans replies, “hell froze over, the Cowboys must’ve won the superbowl.
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