A man walks in to a bar and sits down. He sees a pot of cash on the bar, calls the bartender over to order a drink and asks about the pot. The bartender says “We have a horse out back and if you can make the horse laugh without touching him the pot is yours, but if not, you have to put $20 in the pot.” The man has two drinks, and goes out to the horse. A moment later, laughter is erupting from the back yard and the man comes in to collect his pot, pay his tab and leave.
A few weeks later the same man returns to the bar and sits down. He sees another pot of cash even bigger than the first, calls the bartender over to order a drink and again asks about the pot. The bartender says “this time, if you can make the horse cry without touching him then the pot is yours, if not you have to put $100 in the pot.” The man has two drinks and goes out to the horse. A moment later the horse is sobbing and the man comes to collect his pot.
This time the bartender says “Wait a minute buddy, a few weeks ago that pot was full because no one could make the horse laugh until you came in. Again the pot was full because no one could make him cry and you walk in. I won’t give you the pot until you tell me how you did it!”
The man looked at the bartender and says “Thats simple, the first time, I told the horse I had a bigger Dick than him and he laughed. Today I showed him I wasn’t joking”