A joke my dad sent me today but I translated it to English

Jack was bored out of his mind in the classroom on a friday afternoon, as were many of his friends. The teacher noticed this and came up with a small challenge to get their attention back to her.

“Alright, class. I tell you a famous saying and the first one to tell me who said it doesn’t have to come to school on monday.” The kids perked up and all listened to what their teacher would say first.

” ‘To be or not to be, that’s the question’ who said this?” The teacher asked.

The little Pham Lam Nguyen on the first row called out “Shakespeare!”

“Good job, you don’t have to come to school on monday.” Said the teacher.

“No thank you, miss. I’m from Vietnam and it’s in our culture to study as hard as we can, so i will be here on monday.” Said the little Pham Lam Nguyen.

“Okay, that’s alright as well.” Said the teacher.

“Who said the phrase ‘I had a dream!'”

The little Fri sum Kat who was seated next to Pham was quick to yell out “I believe it was Martin Luther King!”

“Good job, you don’t have to come to school on monday.” The teacher told her as well.

“No thank you, miss. I’m from China and with us Education means a lot in our raising as well. So I will be here on monday.” Said the little Fri Sum Kat.

“Alright.” Said the teacher, before a voice was heard from the back of the classroom.

“Fucking immigrants!”

The teacher turned to her students and called out “who said that?” In an angry voice.

“Donald Trump!” Jack answered, getting up from his seat. “See you on Tuesday!”

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