“Does he hit you?” she asked.
“Is he cheating on you?”
“Did he lose his money?”
“You live in a beautiful house, you have luxury cars, your clothes are of the finest quality, you have a staff to take care of the domestic chores. What does he do so wrong?”
“It’s the anal sex ma. He likes the anal sex.”
“And what’s so bad about that?”
“It’s terrible ma. Always with the anal sex. When we got married, my butthole was the size of a dime. Now it’s the size of a quarter. It’s just terrible.”
“It seems like you are giving up an awful lot just for 15 cents.”