A Jew is being held in prison in the Soviet Union for trying to emigrate to Israel

The Jew was studying Hebrew in his cell when the guard sneered at him, “Why are you wasting your time studying that language? You know you’ll die here.”

The Jew replied, “It is said that Hebrew is the language spoken in Heaven.”

The Guard asked, “What if you go to hell?”

To which the Jew said, “Well, I already know Russian…”

*joke not meant to disparage Russians

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