The jew says, “I hate your people for what you did at pearl harbour”. The Chinese man says, what do you mean? That was the Japanese!”. The jew replies, “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same. So the Chinese man says, “Well I hate your people for sinking the titanic”. The jew says, “That’s ridiculous; an iceberg sunk the titanic!”. The Chinese man responds, “Iceberg, Goldberg, Silverberg, you’re all the same”.
- A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face.
- A wife is surprised to see her husband home early.