A Jew, a Muslim, and a Jehovah’s Witness were driving through the countryside when their car broke down.

The only house in the vicinity was an old farmhouse, so they decided to stay there for the night.

“I’m so sorry,” said the farmer. “The bed in the guest room only has room for two people.” So he volunteered the Jew to sleep in the barn.

Five minutes later, the farmer heard a knock on the door. He opened the door, and there was the Jew.

“What are you doing here?” asked the farmer.

“I’m afraid I cannot sleep in the barn because there is a pig in the barn, and my religion considers pigs to be unclean animals.”

“Very well,” said the farmer. “You can sleep in the guest room.” And he volunteered the Muslim to sleep in the barn.

Five minutes later, the farmer heard a knock on the door. He opened the door, and there was the Muslim.

“What are you doing here?” asked the farmer.

“I’m afraid I cannot sleep in the barn because there is a pig in the barn, and my religion considers pigs to be unclean animals.”

“Very well,” said the farmer. “You can sleep in the guest room.” And he volunteered the Jehovah’s Witness to sleep in the barn.

Five minutes later, the farmer heard a knock on the door. He opened the door, and there was the pig.

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