A Japanese venture capitalist fell in love with a blonde

A Japanese venture capitalist was visiting the USA to evaluate a startup. The founder was desperate to get funding and to close the deal asked his blonde girlfriend to flirt with him.

The Japanese had never seen such a beauty before and instantly fell in love. The Japanese man asked the blonde to marry him. The blonde was in a fix and didn’t want to say no and jeopardize the funding.

Blonde says : I can marry, if you promise you will never look at any other girl. Japanese happily agreed and says – for you, I will never look at any other girl.

Blonde says: I can marry, if you get me the biggest diamond ring. Japanese happily agreed and said – for you, I will get the biggest diamond ring.

Blonde says: I can marry, if you get me a Lamborgini. Japanese happily agreed and said – for you, I will get a Lamborgini and Ferrari.

The blonde realized that the Japanese was flithy rich and he will agree to everything she asks.

Blonde says: I can marry, if you have 8 inch dick. The Japanese became really sad. The blonde was happy that she found a way.

The Japanese sadly says – for you, I will get my dick cut by 2 inches.

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