A husband stumbles into his house, drunk as hell…

He barges into his bedroom, clutching a duck under his arm and exclaims “this is the pig I sleep with every night!” The wife says “that’s a duck, dumbass.” The husband replies “Shut up, can’t you see I’m having a conversation with my duck!”

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