A husband, thinking about his younger wife, says to his her “You’re ass looks like an old washing machine these days.” She ignores him. That evening in bed the husband is getting frisky and nudges his wife. She rolls over and says “I’m not starting up this old washing machine for that small load, you’re going to do it by hand”.
- DinoMelt – An insanely fun metroidvania-esque game
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