A husband gets into bed with his wife. He’s feeling especially horny and starts kissing and caressing her. A couple minutes into foreplay and the wife stops her husband.
“Sorry, honey we can’t do it tonight. I have an appointment with my gynecologist in the morning.”
The husband rolls over, clearly flustered. After a moment he reaches back to his wife and resumes the foreplay.
The wife exclaims, “Babe, I said I have an appointment tomorrow!”
The husband eagerly says, “I know, but you just went to the dentist last week.”