A husband comes home and finds a wife furiously packing a suitcase.

He asks what she’s doing and she replies “I’m leaving you! I hear you can get paid $250 for a blow job in Vegas”

The man starts packing his bags and the wife asks “what are YOU doing?”

“I’m coming to Vegas too.”

“what the hell for?”

“I want to see how you can live on $500 a year.”

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