Their show was interrupted by a news broadcast instructing everyone to park on the west side of the street to allow the snow plows to run. The woman jumps up and grabs her keys to move her car immediately. The next night the snow is still unrelenting and the broadcast instructs everyone to park on the east side of the street to make room for the plows. Again, the woman jumps up and runs with her keys to move her car accordingly. The next night as the broadcast is about to give the instructions, they lose power and don’t hear which side to park the car on. The wife frantically asks her husband what they should do. He replies, just leave it in the garage tonight dear.
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