A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading..

.. when the wife looks over at him and asks the following question…

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? would you get married again?”

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”

WIFE: “Why not? don’t you like being married?”

HUSBAND: “Of course I do..”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”

HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”

WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”

HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”

HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

WIFE: “Would you give her my jewellery?”

HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”

WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”

HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.”

WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”

HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”

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