A hunter goes to a forest, owned by a friendly old man, to try and hunt a bear

The old man warns him: – If you don’t succeed on your task, the bear will fuck you in the ass.- He ignores him, goes up to the bear’s cave, holds his breath, aims and shoots the bear, missing. The bear goes behind the terrified hunter and fucks him in the ass. The hunter runs away, humiliated, and hunting season ends.

Next year, he goes to the same old man and asks him If he can try and hunt the bear again. He accepts, but warns him again: – If you don’t succeed on your task, the bear will fuck you in the ass.- He thanks the old man and enters the forest. He goes up to the bear’s cave again, focuses, takes his aim and misses again, waking up the bear and getting fucked in the ass by the latter. Hunting season ends and he goes home, really pissed about all this.

The next year, he goes up to the same old man again, and guarantees him that he will see that bear dead this season. The old man, tired, lets him hunt on his forest for the last time. The hunter goes into the bear’s cave, gets really close to it, at a point where missing would be almost impossible, and shoots. The bullet grazes the bear, almost hitting it, but misses. The bear wakes up, turns around, and, with a mischievous smile, says: – You don’t come here to hunt, do you?

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