A guy’s wife faints one day, so he takes her to the hospital.

After a full day of tests on the wife, the doctor approaches the husband wearing a grave expression. He says: “I’m afraid I have some bad news. We know that it’s either AIDS or Alzheimer’s.”

The husband breaks down, and says “Oh my god, what do I do? What do I do?”

The doctor replies: “This is exactly what you need to do: Drive her home with you now, but drop her a couple of blocks from the house. If she finds her way home don’t fuck her.”

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