A guys dies and goes to heaven…

St. Peter is giving the guy a tour. They walk down a huge hallway filled with clocks. What are all these clocks for the guy asked Every person who has ever lived has a clock and every time they lie it ticks 1 second So where is george washingtons clocks at the guy asked. St. peter points behind them and says It has only ever ticked 3 seconds. The guys then asked where is Abraham Lincolns clock at. St peters points in front of them and say it has never ticked a single second. The guys then asked where Donald Trumps clock at and st peters say oh, it is in jesus’s office he is using it as a ceiling fan.

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