A guy with really bad E.D. goes to the doctor for some help

He says, “Listen Doc, I’ve tried Viagra, acupuncture, you name it. Nothing will get me hard. And to make matters worse, I got a date with this total smokeshow next week and I wanna be on my game. Is there anything you can do for me?”

The doctor gets a really stern and pensive look on his face and says,” Well there is one thing, but it’s risky and I’m not even sure if it will work. I’ve never done it before.”

The man says,”I’m desperate I’ll do anything! “

“Well, I’ve been developing this experimental surgery where I replace the muscles of a human penis with trunk muscles from a baby elephant. If my theory is correct, it just might work.”

Desperate, the man accepts and goes through with the surgery.

A week later, the man is having dinner with his 10/10 date and gets a massive erection halfway through their meal. Even after 10 minutes it won’t go away. So, thinking that some airing it out will help it go down, and thinking he’s safe under the table cloth, the man unzips his fly and takes his dick out. Immediately, his dick shoots up out onto the table, coils around one of the dinner roles sitting in a basket, and drags it down under the table.

Shocked and somewhat amused, the woman asks, “Do you think you could do that again?”

The man responds, “I think I can, but I don’t think I can fit another dinner role up my ass.”

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