…and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, and his friends ask why he’s so late, so he tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head and the guy replies “Nah, I couldn’t find it.”
- I asked my dad why did he become a pilot. He said, “to conquer my greatest fear.”
- [NSFW] How is going down on your girl similar to dealing with the Mafia?