A guy was standing on the edge of Golden gate bridge…
… contemplating suicide. Out of nowhere comes out Santa and asks the guy:
Ho ho ho, whats the matter son?
Guy replies:
It’s too much for me. This life isn’t worth living for…
S:
Well, son, tell me what’s wrong, I’m Santa i make wishes come true.
G:
Well, my wife is whoring around, won’t cook, doesn’t love me anymore. No point in living…
S:
Done, you’re wife is gonna love you, gonna cook for you, everything is gonna be okay. Any other problems?
G: My son is going to fail highschool, doesn’t study at all, does drugs, drinks, just a mess.
S: From tomorrow he is gonna start studying and stop indulging in drinking and drugs, all is well, ho ho ho.
G: Thanks Santa, is there something I can do to repay you?
S: You can suck Santa’s dick.
So the guy starts sucking on Santa’s dick, while he is sucking, Santa asks him:
Hey how old are you?
G: 50.
S: You fuck, you’re 50 and still believe in Santa.
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