A guy was standing on the edge of Golden gate bridge…

… contemplating suicide. Out of nowhere comes out Santa and asks the guy:

Ho ho ho, whats the matter son?

Guy replies:

It’s too much for me. This life isn’t worth living for…

S:

Well, son, tell me what’s wrong, I’m Santa i make wishes come true.

G:

Well, my wife is whoring around, won’t cook, doesn’t love me anymore. No point in living…

S:

Done, you’re wife is gonna love you, gonna cook for you, everything is gonna be okay. Any other problems?

G: My son is going to fail highschool, doesn’t study at all, does drugs, drinks, just a mess.

S: From tomorrow he is gonna start studying and stop indulging in drinking and drugs, all is well, ho ho ho.

G: Thanks Santa, is there something I can do to repay you?

S: You can suck Santa’s dick.

So the guy starts sucking on Santa’s dick, while he is sucking, Santa asks him:

Hey how old are you?

G: 50.

S: You fuck, you’re 50 and still believe in Santa.

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