A guy walks up to a woman and asks “How much?”

She is repulsed. “Excuse me?! Who the fuck do you think you are? Do I look like a prostitute?!”

The guy replies, “What? No! That’s not what I meant at all!”

The woman calms down. “Oh. Well okay then. What did you mean by that?”

The guy says “I meant how much do you weigh?”

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