A guy walks into the doctors office and says, “Doc, you gotta help me, I woke up this morning and my left eye was blind!”

“Alright,” says the Doctor, “have a seat and I’ll check you out.”

The doctor looks him in the eye, and after a second says “Well, you’re going to have to stop masturbating for a little while.”

“Why?” asks the man.

“Because I’m trying to give you an eye exam.”

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